i wish i could get paid for cursing people out like lewis black does

for now on, when you read these text posts

read it in lewis black’s voice

my two biggest pet peeves:

telling me to smile and talk more

shut the fuck up

i get that whole ‘oh smile’ from costumers at work all the time

fuck you, you don’t know my life, what if i had a bad fucking day the day before

or a bad night, or having a bad day that day 

what if im just tired, no one even said anything to me a year ago when i was uncontrollably bawling my eyes out during work

and who gives a shit if i dont’ talk, you aren’t trying to talk to me anyway

i talk when i want to godamnit

if you are bothered dig a hole and sit in it and fill it with how much you love to be fucking social and just stay there forever 

away from me 

ok 

i wish i could say fuck you as intense as lewis black does

because when ever i get angry or curse people find it ‘cute’

well no seriously fuuuuuccckk yoooooou then

gonna play pokemon and forget all my troubles